Author Archives: Enrique

Too gay for the USA?

Just saw this article over on Slashfilm regarding the inability to find American distribution for Jim Carrey’s latest offering, I Love You, Phillip Morris, in which Carrey plays a man who falls in love with his male cell mate, played by Ewan McGregor.
Lots of obvious questions arise from such a situation, such as why a [...]

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There ARE other sources than the Internet…

This weekend should be providing a lesson to the multiple box office predictiing news sources out there, offline and on, but chances are it’s not. The lesson I’m talking about? Relying on internet hype to predict a movie’s outcome.
Case in point: Watchmen. Sources all over the web were making it out to be the Citizen [...]

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“I haven’t seen the movie, but the trailer is awesome!”

Came across this on Slashfilm (or rather, /film, for the l33t) and quite frankly, this is too funny. Or sad. It’s too funnysad. “Funnysad” is © 2009 Enrique Garcia.
Anywho, Joshua Jackson (Pacey on Dawson’s Creek) has a new movie coming out called One Week. Clearly it’s a small indie flick because they’re really harping on [...]

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The whole Hollywood union system is just F’D-UP

My thoughts on why movie industry unions are an antiquated notion and should be eliminated.

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So this prick starts banging on my door and windows…

So I’m barely home from work, relaxing on my couch watching some King of the Hill, when all of a sudden, this asshole starts banging on my door and windows. For a split second I’m thinking it’s the cops or something like that, the guy’s literally running back and forth banging his open hand on [...]

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Back from Vegas, a little poorer, but with a statuette!

All info (and pictures!) is available on my movie’s blog, check it out - http://closingyoureyeswonthelp.com/news/archives/18

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This guy deserves a first-class beat down

Just watch this video… I don’t really need to say much more than what is in the video…

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Vegas, baby! Kinda…

So it’s T-minus 4 days until I jump into my hoopty Civic and drive 270 miles to grand ol’ Boulder City, Nevada. For those of you just visiting for the first time, I made a short horror movie called “In the Dark”, which has already screened in one film festival and will be screening in its second this Friday (yes, Friday the 13th… and at midnight! Can’t get better than that).

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